“YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND, AND YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND, OOOOOOOOOH BABY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” The first time I heard these words, they were bellowed at top volume by a locker room filled with awkward 14 year old boys, their voices changing…